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<rss xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title>Ben Cotten - Latest Comments in Why Santa Won&amp;#8217;t be Coming to my House&amp;#8230; Ever.</title><link>http://bencotten.disqus.com/</link><description></description><atom:link href="https://bencotten.disqus.com/why_santa_won8217t_be_coming_to_my_house8230_ever/latest.rss" rel="self"></atom:link><language>en</language><lastBuildDate>Fri, 13 Dec 2013 13:43:39 -0000</lastBuildDate><item><title>Re: Why Santa Won&amp;#8217;t be Coming to my House&amp;#8230; Ever.</title><link>http://www.bencotten.net/random/humor/santa/#comment-1161779457</link><description>&lt;p&gt;My girls (ages 4, 7 &amp;amp; 10) have "ruined" many kids' Christmases because they're pretty vocal about how fake Santa is! Great post!&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Kristine K.</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 13 Dec 2013 13:43:39 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Why Santa Won&amp;#8217;t be Coming to my House&amp;#8230; Ever.</title><link>http://www.bencotten.net/random/humor/santa/#comment-90855514</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Very well said!! I do love to Christmas shop though.... but that's because I am a shopaholic all year around lol&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Sabrina Church</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 20:03:16 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Why Santa Won&amp;#8217;t be Coming to my House&amp;#8230; Ever.</title><link>http://www.bencotten.net/random/humor/santa/#comment-3617471</link><description>&lt;p&gt;My hubby and I decided from the get go not to lie to our son about Santa.  I totally agree with this article!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Thank you!&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">H.</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 23:34:44 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Why Santa Won&amp;#8217;t be Coming to my House&amp;#8230; Ever.</title><link>http://www.bencotten.net/random/humor/santa/#comment-3617469</link><description>&lt;p&gt;This year on Christmas Eve, my oldest daughter Kaitlyn asked me with a concerned tone, "When Santa comes to our house who is going to tell him that we don't believe in him?"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I tried to explain that it wasn't that we didn't believe in him, but that he &lt;b&gt;wasn't real&lt;/b&gt;.  Her response was always, "Yeah, but someone has to tell him."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Maybe we should have a funeral for Santa this year.  We could invite the neighborhood.&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Ben Cotten</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2007 15:01:19 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Why Santa Won&amp;#8217;t be Coming to my House&amp;#8230; Ever.</title><link>http://www.bencotten.net/random/humor/santa/#comment-3617470</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Hey, Ben, I just came across this in the archives.  I love it.  You've inspired me for next year when my dad's wife berates me for depriving my children of the "joy" of Santa Claus.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The hardest part is getting your "black-and-white" 6 year old to be quiet when other parents want to deceive their children.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;PS  Personally, beating a redneck senseless in the Walmart is the highlight of my Christmas season.  (Not really, don't start calling me a hate-monger!)&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Sarah P</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2007 14:18:20 -0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>