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1. He isn’t Real.
If a rosy-cheeked fat man in a red suit breaks into my house on Christmas Eve looking for my children he’ll get a baseball bat between the eyes. When he comes to, he will find that he’s been blindfolded and hog-tied on the floor while my ... Continue reading »
If a rosy-cheeked fat man in a red suit breaks into my house on Christmas Eve looking for my children he’ll get a baseball bat between the eyes. When he comes to, he will find that he’s been blindfolded and hog-tied on the floor while my ... Continue reading »
2 years ago
The hardest part is getting your "black-and-white" 6 year old to be quiet when other parents want to deceive their children.
PS Personally, beating a redneck senseless in the Walmart is the highlight of my Christmas season. (Not really, don't start calling me a hate-monger!)
2 years ago
I tried to explain that it wasn't that we didn't believe in him, but that he wasn't real. Her response was always, "Yeah, but someone has to tell him."
Maybe we should have a funeral for Santa this year. We could invite the neighborhood.
1 year ago
Thank you!