http://bencotten.disqus.com/enFri, 10 Oct 2008 14:20:29 -0000http://www.bencotten.net/random/humor/the-pastors-ass/#comment-3618382<p>A crass ass story if I ever heard one.</p>dedFri, 10 Oct 2008 14:20:29 -0000http://www.bencotten.net/random/humor/the-pastors-ass/#comment-3618381<p>Are you trying to be a SHOCK JOCK?!</p><p>The city laws says roaming donkeys are illegal. The spirit of the fallen bishop appears to the nun and demands that the donkey be caught to prevent public disgrace.</p><p>The Nun agrees and searches for the donkey. As a last resort, she informs the local authorities about a missing donkey.</p><p> The police catch the donkey, but in the time elapsed the donkey had become aggressive.<br> They track down the nun. They decide to quarantine the donkey, much to her dismay.</p><p>The next day the headlines read: "POLICE DECIDE TO GUARD NUN FROM KICKING ASS ."</p><p>The Bishop turned in his grave.</p>You-Know-whoThu, 09 Oct 2008 17:15:23 -0000http://www.bencotten.net/random/humor/the-pastors-ass/#comment-3618380<p>Moral of the story:</p><p>If you try to please everyone, you'll lose your ass.</p>Jeff McQThu, 09 Oct 2008 16:32:04 -0000