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How to Know if You are Getting Old

Started by BenCotten · 8 months ago

*** Inspired by true events. Only the names (and a few minor-ish details) have been changed to protect the “innocent” ***
I’m no expert on old age. I get closer to it everyday, but so far old age has eluded me. I’m 31. IR ... Continue reading »

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Mama Glorianna
2 years ago

Dear Son Ben, Your day will come. Love, Mama

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Boddie (good friend) Sm eye th
2 years ago

Good stuff! Got more today. Glorianna on double meds. shopping for clothes in Cato's. Call me!

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Charlie Angel
2 years ago

Great stuff, Ben. I can definitily relate. One thing that's nice about getting old and being forgetful, is you don't have to rent any new DVD's. You can just watch the old ones again!

You're a good writer: and comical.

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Ben Cotten
2 years ago

Mom, I don't know where you got the idea that this was about you and Bobbie. The names in the story were Gloriana and Boddie. Not Gloria and Bobbie. The similarities are merely coincidental. ...Really.

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Sarah P
2 years ago

Ben, I am in stitches!! Olivia keeps saying, "Mom what are you laughing at?" and I'm trying to figure out if I should tell her the poo story or not. She wouldn't get it anyway, but she laughs at anything involving embarrassing bodily functions. (She's a daddy's girl) Oh, who is Gloriana, anyway, I couldn't figure that one out. (JK)

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Ben Cotten
2 years ago

Glad I could make Olivia laugh, even if she has no idea why...

Some would find a resemblance between my mother's name (Gloria) and the name used in this story (Gloriana). Though I really don't see it... ;-)

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Cristin Cotten
2 years ago

looking forward to the sequel when Gloriana smacks young Benji with support panythose during clothes shopping spree, giving Spanks a new meaning

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