DISQUS

Live.Awake: Breaking and Entering with Intent to Egg

  • micah · 2 years ago
    sounds like something nate and i would have done. there was a similar, though not quite so daring, story with crabapples in our youth...
  • Ben Cotten · 2 years ago
    Yeah, I've heard some of the stories... I don't think you guys were at all lacking in the "daring" department.
  • Greg · 2 years ago
    Hey didn't Confucius Gump say, "Stupid is as stupid does"? That little phrase says a lot!
  • Reed Thoams · 2 years ago
    I concur with Greg. Though, that only touches the tip of the iceberg.
  • Ben Cotten · 2 years ago
    Well, I must say that Reed and Greg were the only thing keeping me from overdosing on Stupid while I was in college. They seemed to have some considerable experience in the side-effects of stupidity and knew exactly what to look for...
  • Kathy · 2 years ago
    Ben, you are awesome. The most daring thing we ever did was sneak out and spy on this guy we had a crush on, but we weren't wearing shoes and got grossed out when we stepped in some ivy.

    Girls are wimps.
  • Ben Cotten · 2 years ago
    Nah. Girls aren't wimps. They just aren't nearly as stupid as men. Most would say that's an advantage. It's proof that evolution is a flawed theory... According to natural selection, there should be nothing but women left on the entire planet.